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Does indie culture, asks one reader of CiF’s ‘indie professor’ Wendy Fonarow, really offer its female participants sanctuary from sexual objectification and imposed gender roles? Or does it, in fact,...
View ArticleWayne’s Greasy Cheap Burger
Nation gripped by scandal, Juicy Jenni, Coleen, football, blah blah. Slave to its nature, as a dog eats its own sick, the Mail tackled Juicy Jenigate last week in typical fashion, by publishing a bunch...
View ArticleHe’s Got His Father’s Eyes
Thanks to Frank. Ah, the Pope. Making it okay to hate large groups of people since… well, since the last one died. Have you noticed that he’s not quite as adorable and cuddly-looking as the old one? I...
View ArticleIf MAX Hastings Gets His Nose In The Tent…
“Wasn’t 2010 BRILLIANT!” shrieks Max Hastings, Middle England’s dusty mouthpiece – don’t forget to give it a wipe first! – more totem of bourgeois values than actual, live human being. For those of you...
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The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, It’ll Just Be Shit
Have Your Say is changing. Again. And the natives are not happy. Change? What? I DON’T UNDERSTAND. I LIKE THINGS WHEN THEY STAY THE SAME. They’re adding comment to the bottom of news stories. Whereas...
View ArticleTool Against The Oppressor
Iain found Paul lurking in the comments on this thing about the March 26 protests. You may be wrongfooted early on by what I’ll happily concede is a convincing impression of a reasonable human being....
View ArticleAnything In Trousers, Except For Him
Careful, women. This is what can happen if you go out and enjoy yourselves. And if that’s not enough harrumphing for you, Tara’s dug up this fucker… These days I always avoid drunken women. Drunken men...
View ArticleFirst Among Wankers
We have Justin to thank for FirstAdvisor. Thanks Justin. Justin says that “Pretty much anything FirstAdvisor has to say” marks him out for being a grade A tagnut. Actually, I added the tagnut bit, but...
View ArticlePrincess of Farts
Thanks to Jo. The original comment has disappeared and left only foul smelling footprints all over the internet, but forward-thinking Jo has helpfully pasted it over for us (hint, hint). The original...
View ArticlePolly Want A Papadum
Here’s a parrot that can speak Urdu. And here’s a bell-end who thinks the parrot has learned English. So a Parrot can learn Urdu as well as English while a bloke in Pakistan gets his wife to sue the...
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